John Elf

Sacked by Santa and now unemployed...

John Elf is back on Ditchy's Drive Home in a last ditch(y) attempt to get back to Lapland!

After being fired by father Christmas last year for losing the Reindeer Blitzen, John Elf found himself jobless and homeless and living in Fartown.

His mate Eddie put him up and he got a job in Aldi but that went wrong after he turned up drunk last Saturday. So now he needs to get back to Lapland and make up with the big man in time for christmas.

Follow his adventures every weeknight at 5:20pm

Monday 3rd December   John explains how he got fired from Aldi

Tuesday 4th December   John talks about I'm A Celeb

Wednesday 5th December John Elf tells Ditchy about his road trip around West Yorkshire

Thursday 6th December John Elf has a date tonight

Friday 7th December John reacts to a poll that says Huddersfield is the worst place to live

Monday 10th December John tries to clean up his jokes for Ditchy

Tuesday 11th December 

Friday 14th December 

Ditchy chats to John Elf after the Christmas do

Monday 17th December 

Tuesday 18th December 

Wednesday 19th December 

Thursday 20th December 

Friday 21st December 

CHRISTMAS EVE   Is this the last call from John Elf?

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